Thursday, July 13, 2006

It's not you...It's me

Ah Ha! I finally got the chance to be the one to say it.

But in this case I'm referring to a self-imposed blog suspension. This suspension of duty is here by contingent on my completion of a grad school application. I've been in clear avoidance of this endeavor with a certain determination to do anything but. I am here by required to write an essay and otherwise complete at least one application in order to release myself from this compulsory ruling.

Rolligun

Rolligun
13 July, 2006

So until further notice, I will be suspended from blogging.

I'm not anticipating a long suspension, but do know that I have a contingency plan in case this one doesn't work. The contingency plan will include such consequences as forbidding the use of my pillow, required listening of country music, mandatory waiting in lines or a reduction of simple pleasures such as my shower time.

I'm not happy about any of this, but the clock is ticking so it's time to make something happen.

I'm sorry that things had to come to this, but as I said before...it's not you, it's me.

13 Comments:

Blogger beachgirl said...

Ok, let me be the first to give the obligatory reply to the -It's not you..it's me- blogger style...

What, am I not good enough for you? Are my comments not witty enough?? I don't understand why you are trying to put your life's ambitions before me.. how could you??!!

There, now that we have that out of the way, get to work on your essay. You are an extremely talented writer. I am sure any one of your readers will be glad to review the essay should you need the assistance.... Hang in there...

Much love ~BG

5:52 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

At least you got to say it right?
And don't cut down on shower time, that's just inhumane.

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're right... It's You for sure!!

You are really gonna miss that pillow...being around people with a clean Rolli aroma...

Do You need any country music??

As I once heard a commercial...
"just do it!"

6:21 PM  
Blogger Rolligun said...

BG, I like angry girls, even when their trying to motivate me to do things.

(Normally I am not very responsive to the demands of others)

-- that aside, thanks for the encouragment!!

Steph,

I just want to start arguing with you for some reason, but do know I have a history of making sacrafices when the situation demands it, so as much as I agree with you on the "inhumanity" of my decisions...something has to give!

Janie,

I'm befuddled? I was trying to empower you and otherwise releive myself of any guilt. You agreeing with me does not make that happen.

However, I do appreciate the support you offered after the fact.

And NO!!!! I don't need any country music. It's too late in the year and simply way to hot for that nonsense. (I might have gotten carried away with my "contigency plan" when I spoke of country music)

6:59 PM  
Blogger beachgirl said...

Ok Mr.Procastinator, you asked for it... a little country music to get you motivated..and there is more of this..get to work!!

There's a tear in my beer cuz I'm cryin for ya dear, you were on my lonely mind...

Much love~BG

7:50 PM  
Blogger Sherri Williams said...

Good luck!

5:12 AM  
Blogger Steph said...

You wanna argue with me? Well BRING IT Mr Rolligun! Hit me with your best shot :P

7:44 AM  
Blogger ChickyBabe said...

A "self-imposed blog suspension"?? You'll be baaack...

9:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Yes, it's definitely you. Not me. But now that, it has been good even up to this point.

What is your essay about?

9:13 AM  
Blogger Rolligun said...

BG,

Your going to comment with that and then pretend it some came from love?

What's wrong with you?

Mommy,

phhh...luck. Do you know who your talking to?

Steph,

"Bring it"?

I think you've lost your mind.

Chickybabe,

Is your father a shepard?

Missy,

Could you please rearrange those words for me. I'm not a smart man and I need a little bit of help.

10:01 PM  
Blogger general_boy said...

No seriously rolli... don't argue with steph! ( ducking and running away )

Enjoy the essay. OK don't... like the ad says, just do it. ;)

5:49 AM  
Blogger general_boy said...

on my god... are Nike advertising slogans banned on Blogger? CENSORED!!!!

5:50 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

You know what, I don't understand what I wrote!! I must be distracted when I was commenting on your blog! Sorry, rolligun!

From the girl with a million distractions,
missy xx

3:43 AM  

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